To the man at the German Christmas Market booth spit-roasting a whole pig today:
Thank you very much for forcing me to have the whole "that's where meat comes from" conversation with my three year old, a little earlier and far more bluntly and in-your-face than I'd planned to.
"Mommy! Mommy!! Why is he burning that pig??? Will the pig be okay?"
I'm not sure which of us was more traumatized by the whole experience.
Unprepared Mother in Vancouver