Alternately titled: What Happens When You Don't Pre-screen Your Preschooler's Library Books Well Enough.
All images taken from Monster Goose by Judy Sierra. Which was hilarious for the husband and I to read. After I finished choking in response to my preschooler asking me to read Cannibal Horner to him.
You're welcome. Whether for the laugh or the warning, I'm not sure.